Sunday, 19 January 2014

*Hardiness101*

Hardiness101
  
• A/S/L
 → 87, male, England

 • Relationship status:
 → Widowed
  (I have just suffered a painful blow with the death of my beloved Emma. I cannot eat. I cannot sleep. Even breathing seems hard without her here. Sometimes even the eyes I once trusted deceit me with sights of her at the end of the street
)

  •Occupation:
English novelist and poet
 ( secret cyclist and moustache champion)

• Interests:
Theatre, writing, books, sightseeing, politics, religion, reading, going on walks by myself

•Aspirations/Goals:
To become the greatest English novelist and poet of my time
To stop seeing Emma everywhere
To stop thinking about Emma
To stop dreaming about Emma
To stop writing about Emma

• Achievements:
Learnt (by myself) French, Latin and German at the age of 8
Was an apprentice of architectural drawing of John Hicks
Finally bought a bicycle
Learnt to ride a bicycle
Wrote poetry about Emma


• Favourites:
Emma
Bicycles (ROVER COBB BIKE)
Moustaches
Books
Emma
Long walks
Apples

• What I’m looking for:
For someone who will not only remind me of my Emma but who could possibly make themselves exactly like Emma so that I could get on with my life. 

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